Tuesday, August 10, 2010

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Infertility: (n) a medical condition that diminishes self esteem, your social life, as well as checking and saving accounts. Causes sudden urges to pee on sticks, cry, scream and a fear of pregnancy announcements. Treated by a medical specialist who you pay to knock you up - this does not always work. Affects one in ten couples.

If you don't want to know the truth you shouldn't ask. When are you having kids? When my ovaries start working.

I hope to one day kick infertility's arse!

Infertility bites and I'm biting back!

Hand over your baby dust and no one gets hurt!

Wow lucky me! Infertility and your stupid comments!

If God's plan is to let everyone else have children while I sit back and watch, then I want no part of it!

Infertility hurts like no pain I've ever known - but thanks for bringing it up!

I spent $20 000 on fertility treatments and all I got was this lousy fat arse!

I'm not nearly as old as my eggs want you to believe!

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